"Freiheit beginnt dort, wo das Signal des Tschechischen Fernsehens endet."
"Liberty starts at the point, where the signal of the Czech TV ends."
Baby Frog: Mama, who is smarter- a chicken or a frog? Mama Frog: We are of course!!
Baby Frog: How do you know? Mama Frog: Well, who ever heard of Kentucky Fried Frog?
- - -
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!