First they ignore you (done), then they laugh at you (done), then they fight you (happening), then you win (coming).
-- मोहनदास करमचन्द गांधी (Mahátma Gándhí)
Baby Frog: Mama, who is smarter- a chicken or a frog? Mama Frog: We are of course!!
Baby Frog: How do you know? Mama Frog: Well, who ever heard of Kentucky Fried Frog?
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Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!